Unconditional Love

When I was a boy.
my grandmother came to watch the children for three days.
My grandmother was dear to me but inexplicably,
I misbehaved all three days.
The last night, I cried,
saying, "I'm sorry Grandma. I wasted the whole time being bad!"
She laughed and said, "Everythings' fine Herbie. Don't you worry."
I think when I go to the hereafter,
much the same thing will happen.
God will be like my grandmother,
except with a large white beard and a
big penis.